Squash

Meet Squash, the most unexpected (and unbothered) addition to the executive team at AccessU. Once a humble stray prowling the streets in search of his next meal, Squash’s life took a dramatic turn when he was adopted by the company. Now, this former alley cat has clawed his way to the top — and into the hearts of his colleagues — as the company’s official Chief Nap Officer (CNO).

Squash spends his days “brainstorming” (which suspiciously looks like sleeping), and offering sage, whisker-twitching wisdom in the form of slow blinks and yawns. His leadership style? Laid-back, with a strong focus on self-care and snack breaks. With a diet consisting of anything he can reach and an impressive ability to nap through meetings, Squash has redefined productivity in the C-Suite.

A true visionary in comfort culture, Squash knows that great ideas come when you least expect them — while curled up on a warm laptop keyboard. He’s purr-fect proof that sometimes all it takes to run a company is a full belly and a good nap schedule.